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Season 1Season 1
Jack: Well this is a first — you standing still, middle of the day doing nothing. Amazing.
Kate: I’m doing something.
Jack: Yeah, what’s that?
Kate: I’m sinking. Water goes out, takes the sand with it and you sink. I used to do it with my mom when I was a kid.
Jack: Ah, new plan. You’re going to just sink your way right off the island.
Sawyer: Oh yeah, let's give it to Al Jazeera. He'll protect us.
Charlie: Al Jazeera is a network.
Сойер: Дайте мне пару пластырей и банку перекиси, и я буду править островом!
Чарли: Вы первый раз попали в авиакатастрофу?
Клер: Ну да…
Чарли: Сразу видно новичков.
Кейт: Сойер считает, что кабан объявил ему вендетту.
Хёрли: Как называется, когда доктор поговорит с больным и ему становится легче?
Джек: Врачебный такт.
Хёрли: Да. Так вот. Ты его лишен.
Лок: Сойер, вы проходили по этой тропе?
Сойер: О да, мой любимый листик, как же я мог забыть!
Хёрли: когда я тебе врал?
Чарли: а кто наплел про 150 милионов, которые он выиграл?
Хёрли: 156.
Чарли: извини, наверно я спутал их со своими 13 миллиардами, а в руках у меня (показывает Аарона) кулек с изюмом, так что, если не возражаешь, я сейчас взмахну крыльями и улечу с острова.
Шеннон: Океан полон рыбы.
Бун: Мне не хочется тебя расстраивать, но океан не примет твою кредитную карточку.
ep3
Kate: I want to tell you what I did… Why he was after me.
Jack: I don’t want to know. It doesn’t matter Kate. Who we were, what we did before this… before the crash. It doesn’t really. Three days ago we all died, we should be able to start over.
ep5
Jack: It’s been six days, and we’re all still waiting. Waiting for someone to come. But what if they don’t? We have to stop waiting. We need to start figuring things out. A woman died this morning just going for a swim. He tried to save her and now you’re about to crucify him. We can’t do this. Every man for himself is not going to work. It’s time to start organizing. We need to figure out how we’re going to survive here. Now I found water. Freshwater, up in the valley. I’ll take a party up there at first daylight. If you don’t want to come then find another way to contribute! Last week most of us were strangers. But we’re all here now. And God knows how long we’re going to be here. But if we can’t live together—we’re gonna die alone.
ep7
Locke: You see this little hole? This moth’s just about to emerge. It’s in there right now, struggling. It’s digging its way through the thick hide of the cocoon. Now, I could help it - take my knife, gently widen the opening, and the moth would be free - but it would be too weak to survive. Struggle is nature’s way of strengthening it.
ep11
Sawyer: And why am I getting the evening news from a 6 year old?
Walt: I'm 10.
Sawyer: Okay, then it must be true.
ep16
Sayid: What was he doing inside your tent?
Sawyer: It was staring at me. Then it came at me, so I hit it, and it ran off into the jungle.
Sayid: With you tarp? Perhaps he wanted to go camping?
Sawyer: You enjoying yourself?
Sayid: Yes.
Sawyer: Well, laugh it up, Mohammad. But I come back and find my stuff's gone, I'm coming after you
ep19
Jack: You're sensitive to the light, too, huh?
Sawyer: You know what? I'm sensitive to you.
Season 2Season 2
ep3
Ana Lucia: How come you didn't use it when they grabbed you?
Sawyer: Guess I was too busy getting hit in the face with a club.
ep4
Michael: Everything's cool, we had a talk and they believed we were on the plane too.
Sawyer: Swell. I guess we all can sue Oceanic together.
Ana Lucia: When I tell you to do something, you do it. I say move, you move. I say stop, you stop. I say jump, what do you say?
Sawyer: "You first".
Locke: You want to tell me why you've been following me, Charlie?
Charlie: Yeah. Quite simply, John, there are a lot of secrets around here, and I'm tired of being at the bloody kid's table. I got Claire's baby back. I didn't go swanning off to the Black Rock on the bloody A-Team mission, but I would have if someone had asked me.
ep12
Charlie: Kate sees a horse, nothing. Pretty much everybody's seen Walt in the jungle. When it's Charlie, it must be drugs.
ep14
Hurley: This is how people get killed in scary movies.
Sawyer: If this were a scary movie, I'd be with a hot chick, not you, Barbar.
ep18
Libby: You wanna change? Then change.
Charlie: Any of you guys see a plane last night?
Sawyer: Yeah, I saw it, Tattoo. I just decided not to tell.
Libby: How about no one in charge, OK? I'm sure everyone can manage to just take what they need.
Sawyer: Great plan, Moonbean. Then we can sing Kumbaya and do trust falls.
Hurley: Did either of you see a guy run through here? In a bathrobe? With a coconut?
Charlie: No. I saw a polar bear on rollerblades with a mango.
ep19
Bernard: I think I liked you better when you just hit people with your stick.
*pause*
Charlie: I like you just the way you are.
ep20
Ben: If you've come to apologize, I forgive you for hitting me with your crutch. I'm so glad my head didn't break it.
Hurley: This isn't what it looks like.
Libby: And what does it look like?
Hurley: It looks like something... that it's not.
ep22
Jack: We were caught in a net.
Sawyer: What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Jack: It means we got caught in a net.
Sawyer: Is that what they're calling it these days?
ep23
Hurley: No, thanks. I'm not hungry.
Sawyer: You're serious?
Sawyer: My theory? They're aliens. That's why they use the fake beards. Their heads, made of plastetic.
Hurley: Prosthetic, dude.
Sawyer: You can't even spell, and now you're correcting me?
ep24
Kelvin: See that brown stain there? That's Radzinsky.
Claire: What happened out there, Charlie?
Charlie: You want to hear the part about me nearly being killed by the flaming fire ball or the flying fork?
Season 3Season 3
— А откуда у вас стол для пинг-понга?
— Из бункера, теперь, если мы не будем играть в пинг-понг каждые 108 минут, остров взорвётся.
ep2
If you need anything, you raise your hand. Ten minutes for lunch...
Sawyer: I got a question, boss.
No questions.
Sawyer: She asked a question!
If you try to run off, you will be shocked.
Sawyer: Shot? We don't even get a warning?
Shocked. I said shocked!!
ep 3
Charlie: You need to speak... to me? What do you wanna..? The sand? You need to speak to the sand? Trees. Yeah, I've heard they're wonderful conversationalists.
Charlie: I get it. You go in your little magic hut, and I'm gonna stand out here in case you devolve into a monkey.
Hurley: So, like, the hatch blew off your underwear?
Desmond: Fine, you want to discuss this in great detail right now? Let's do it.
Hurley: No, no, that's okay. I've got something in here.
ep4
Kate: What happened?
Sawyer: We happened.
ep6
Ben: Well Jack, I’m very disappointed in your decision.
Jack: Well Ben, at least you won’t have to be disappointed for very long.
ep10
Sawyer: If that's hope what you're looking for, you're on the wrong damn island.
Hurley: I'll give you $1000 now if you admit my dad told you to say this.
Woman: The mystic arts are not subject to bribes. How dare you...
Hurley: Ten thousand.
Woman: Your dad out me up to it.
Sawyer: "I'm sorry".
Jin: "I'm sorry".
Sawyer: OK. Nice. Keep it coming.
Jin: "You were right".
Sawyer: OK. That's two. Hit me.
Jin: "Those pants don't make you look fat".
Sawyer: Now you got it! Only three things a woman needs to hear.
ep12
Locke: Remind me, why are we keeping him alive?
Sayid: What we shoot him like a dog?
Locke: No. I like dogs.
ep16
Sawyer: Well, if that ain't Three Man & a Baby! I counted Hugo twice. Oh, what? C'mon, I've used your name!
ep24
Sawyer: So you're hooking up with Jack?
Juliet: No. You?
Season 4Season 4
Locke: Where do you get electricity?
Ben: We have 2 giant hamsters running in a massive wheel at our secret underground lair.
ep2
Locke: It was Walt. Just... taller.
Sawyer: Taller? What, like a giant?
ep3
Miles: Where the hell did they go, Tubby?
Hurley: Oh, awesome. The ship sends us another Sawyer.
Jack: You should go with them, Kate.
Kate: Are you serious?
Jack: Yeah.
Kate: What, don’t you trust Sayid?
Jack: I don’t trust Locke.
Kate: So what’s preventing him from doing to me what he did to Naomi?
Jack: Sawyer won’t let him.
ep6
Juliet: You knew this would happen. You sent him out here because you knew this would happen. You wanted this! You wanted him to die! Why?
Ben: “Why”? You’re asking me why? After everything I did to get you here, after everything I’ve done to keep you here, how can you possibly not understand… that you’re mine?
Season 5Season 5
Miles: Uh, as you can see, Hugo here has assumed the leadership position so that's pretty great.
Sawyer: Let me talk to him.
Horace: Excuse me?
Sawyer: Your buddy out there with the eyeliner--let me talk to him
ep1
Locke: What is this?
Richard: It's a compass.
Locke: What does it do?
Richard: It points north, John
ep5
Charlotte: This place is death!
ep6
Jack: And other people on this plane... What's gonna happen to them?
Ben: Who cares?
Kate: We're on the same plane, Jack. That doesn't make us together.
Jack: How can you read?
Ben: My mother taught me.
ep8
Horace: I can't let you do that.
Sawyer: It's a good thing I ain't asking your permisson.
ep12
Ben: Dead is dead, you don't get to come back from that.
ep14
Sawyer: He's still crazy?
Miles: It's on the whole new level now.
Daniel: Us. We’re the variables. People. We think. We reason. We make choices. We have free will. We can change our destiny.
ep15
Dr. Chang: Your friend Faraday said that you were from the future. I need to know if he was telling the truth.
Hurley: Dude, that’s ridiculous.
Dr. Chang: What year were you born? What year?
Hurley: Uh….1931.
Dr. Chang: You’re 46?
Hurley: Yeah … yes I am.
Dr. Chang: So you fought in the Korean War?
Hurley: … there’s no such thing…
Dr. Chang: Who’s the President of the United States?
Hurley: Alright, dude, we’re from the future.
ep16-17
Kate: Jack has a bomb.
Rose: Who cares?
Kate: Excuse me?
Rose: It's always something with you, people. Now you say: "Jack's got a bomb". And what? You guys are all going to stop him, right?
Kate: Yeah, that's right.
Rose: We traveled back 30 years in time and you're still trying to find ways to shoot each other?
Juliet: You're gonna be dead. We all will.
Bernard: So we die. We just care about being together. It's all that matters in the end.
Season 6 Season 6
ep3
Jack: I don't trust myself. How am I supposed to trust you?
ep4
Ben: John Locke was a believer. He was a man of faith.He was a much better man than I will ever be.
ep7
Ilana: Where's Jarrah?
Ben: I'm fine, thank you.
Ben: Remember once you asked me for 3.2 million dollars? Do you still want it?
Miles: what are you gonna do? You're gonna... write me a check on this banana leaf?
Hurley: Just like a cyborg?
Richard: I'm not a cyborg.
Hurley: Vampire?
ep8
Zoey: Oh my God...
Sawyer: Trust me, God's got nothing to do with this.
ep12
Ilana: You have to trust me. I've been training my whole life for this.
Hurley: To blow stuff up?
Ilana: To protect you!
ep16
Richard: Been a long time. You sure it's still there?
Ben: It's C-4, Richard. I put some thought into hiding it.
Miles: Let me guess--cookie jar.
Ben: Don't be ridiculous...It's in my secret room behind the bookcase
Ben: Okay. Richard, it's your idea. Are we looking to cripple the plane or blow it to hell?
Richard: Blow it to hell.
Ben: Then we'd better take it all.
ep17
Hurley: You can't let people tell you what you are, dude. You have to decide that for yourself.